Senin, 26 September 2016

WHY WE MUST DO SHIT THINGS, WHILE WE DON'T NEED DO SHIT THINGS? HATE CAPITALISM | HALF ABSURD | BLOG

THIS IS WILL NOT SHOWN ON MY YT CHANEL!! UNLESS I NEED TO POST IT ON YT!

A weeks before my termination, I've got big stress of my self! Duck! How can I live without work? Yes it happens! Suddenly I got fired from my office.

This is already a third week after my termination. Can you imagine how a man who love to drink doesn't have any income? How a man who love to spent money can't spent his money because "moneyless"?

A day after my termination, I have a gentle talk with my brother! After that talk, I realize something. I AM DUCKING AWESOME!! I AM FUCKING AWESOME!

This is what I set in my mind : "Is not looking for money, but to seek the meaning of life"
In Indonesia it was really awesome : "Bukan untuk mencari uang, tetapi melihat makna hidup"

Credit to Daniel Cerdik who opens my duckin mind!

First week, as usual I'm doin nothing, I sleep at 4AM, wake up 12 PM, eat , watch movies, and then sleep again at 2pm, wake up at 6pm, eat, watch movie, sleep again at 9pm, wake up again at 00am, and it run continuously!
First day and second day feel freedom. Sometimes i produce video for some small project and my YT chanel, or sometimes i made music. Saturday i just play music, and sunday i just teach some music.

Okay continue to my second week after my termination, monday to sunday are shit! Nothing to do! Just have some activities on Saturday and Sunday!

Until I realize that I'm ultimately fuckin awesome! LOL

I can make income by working at Saturday and Sunday only, the other people must work from Monday to friday! I need only work 3 hours a day, other people must work 8 hours a day. Am I must work 8 hours a day? LOL

Just realize it an hour before i made this blog. haha

Sometimes I think, why I must work in someone's company, that I can work in my company? Reason is MONEY!!!! To start ur own company,  you need money! You will get the money from other company or work in someone's company!

and then you realize, "Fuck, I read shit! This blog is futile"

Don't take so serious, we need to work to get some money. Yes, I'm still trying to find another work.

Why we must spent our entire life work for someone's company?

Actually I just love what I do right now, And i'm proud not working from monday to friday!

*notes : life is never flat.. maybe next year it will be not like this again LOL

Regards,

A

Minggu, 04 September 2016

Speda motor (designed to pick the girl) | ABSURD | RADA SERIUS KOK | BLOG

Speda motor (designed to pick the girl)

Balik lagi otak gue mengeluarkan keabsurdan yang akhirnya gue tuangkan dalam tulisan absurd nan serius!
Here we go!

Di Indonesia khusunya Jakarta banyak yang menggunakan sepeda motor sebagai sarana transportasi (walaupun banyak juga yang pake mobil)

Banyak anak2 muda yang menggunakan sepeda motor untuk kegiatan mereka sehari hari, bahkan weekend pun banyak yang pake sepeda motor untuk pergi liburan ataupun pergi ke mall.

Banyak juga orang yang menggunakan sepeda motor nya untuk pacaran, atau untuk mengejar kecengan mereka!

In My Opinion, sepeda motor itu di design supaya pria bisa ngebonceng cewe kesayangan mereka

Nah loh, yang buat pacaran atau lagi kejar gebetan, harus dipastiin dong motor nya dalam keadaan fit! Hahahaha

Beberapa tips dari gue untuk kalian yang menggunakan motor sebagai sarana transportasi dalam berpacaran ataupun lagi kejar kecengan kalian! (Esp Cowo2)

1.     Pastikan BENSIN DALAM KEADAAN FULL
a.     Kalian pasti gak ingin kan moment kalian yang lagi asik di atas motor tiba2 harus hancur karena motor mogok dan habis bensin? Gak asik sih kalo ada keadaan seperti itu.
b.     Tapi bisa di akalin kok kalo ada moment seperti itu, tergantung kalian gimana lobi2 nya biar si cewe tetep pada mood nya
2.     Jangan gunakan knalpot racing
a.     Suara bising dari knalpot racing ngebuat cewe jadi gak nyaman
b.     Kasihan cewe harus ngomong ekstra keras di motor karena terganggu suara kenalpot
c.     Adanya nanti dia jadi bete
3.     Jangan lakukan modifikasi yang berlebihan
a.     Ceperin motor malah membuat kenyamanan dalam membonceng berkurang
b.     Gak usah modus tinggiin posisi jok belakang. Kalo emang jodoh nanti lo juga bisa nikmati
c.     Cewe lebih suka apa adanya, pastikan lo bikin mereka nyaman
4.     Pastikan motor lo dalam keadaan FIT dan TERAWAT
a.     Motor yang Fit mencerminkan si pemilik motor tersebut
b.     Kalo lo bisa merawat motor lo, lo juga bisa merawat, memperjuangkan dan menghormati cinta lo.

Itu beberapa tips dari gue (based on my experience)

Ganbatte, selamat berjuang untuk mendapatkan dan memperjuangkan cinta


Stay bless


Love,
A